Fat (F-A-T as in obese, not P-H-A-T as in cool). A totally gross man, inable to perform sexual acts due to size, he/it instead
stalks women belonging to other men and tries to instigate an affair which never
works out as he/it
is foul then he/it
proceeds to lie and stalk said victim
accumulating the point of an attempted leg humping which results
in a beating.
Most often sighted in South Eastern
Washington, near the Oregon border, not too familiar with human speech patterns, does not understand
speeach such as, "Artie
, stop calling
at 3 in the morning!". Be warned if you come across this
the name Artie
out when spotted could lead to a lardaceous(cholesterol
filled, fat, fatlike, greasy) pursuit, which trust us, you don't want.