v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a table and skeeting
on her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in jizz
. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.
"That trifling ho was cheating on me, so when we was at the Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her baconator."