The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless
surface at any time
of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine
or MySpace that
is just nothing but pure, mindless
, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged
and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*