Definitions by Jason Weiskopf

eggbert

A name given to a woman who gets fat immediately after marriage.

It's great that you found a partner, but the reality is that she seems like a lightweight eggbert.

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Dude. I took Lauren out again last night. She ordered lobster & wine. But get this - STILL no pussy! This is turning into poswot of epic proportions.

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