4 definitions by Jason Spazington
Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.
Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.
This math problem is a brainal rape
Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.
Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
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Adj - A way of describing something that is awesomely out of pa portion.
Steve: Yo Brosef, did you just scissor kick that emo kid in the back of the head?
Steve: Awesome Pajamas!!!
Verb - The act of punching someone in the shoe.
Shoe + Punch = Shpunch
Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.
Pauli: Yo Stew watup?
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!
Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.
If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!