3 definitions by Jason Sarg

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Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.
Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.
by Jason Sarg November 15, 2007

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A scientific term for the gradual process by which ones boyfriend turns gay due to the excessive estrogen in his immediate surrounding.
Symptoms: Having a group name with all your initials, yours being the only male.
Growing your hair long enough to rival your girlfriends.
Succumbing to debt because of excessive designer clothing purchases.
Posting extremely flamboyant pictures on social networking websites.
Not getting laid for more than 2 months, for whatever reason, even if in foreign country.
A sexually deprived teenage girl asked her doctor if vaccinations would help her boyfriend with his estro-environmental-gayitization.
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time between Halloween and New Years when one gains obscene amounts of weights in one's ass and/or belly due to extreme feasting and binge eating on candy, turkey and, Santa's cookies.
Rudolph said to Santa, "hey fat ass lay of the cookies. You've gained the Hallowthanksmas 50 and I have to haul your obese extremities around the globe."
by Jason Sarg November 12, 2007

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