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A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.
"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"
by Jason Jensen August 2, 2005
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