38 definitions by JarvisBanned

Robux

What dumb 5 year olds steal their mom’s credit card for.

7 year old me: can I get some robux to buy a new look for my avatar?
Mom: no

Me: steals credit card when not looking and buys robux for Bear Face Mask

by JarvisBanned November 29, 2019

Lava

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

by JarvisBanned December 30, 2021

Clowns

6ix9ine, Jake Paul, Morgz, and other annoying cunts on youtube.

They’re clowns cuz they post crap that aint content.

by JarvisBanned May 30, 2020

Genshin Impact

A mobile game that’s basically Breath Of The Wild but with anime girls, emergency food that refers to herself in the third person, and RNG so you can’t get whatever character you want to get.

just got genshin impact and it’s not fun cuz i can’t pull venti

by JarvisBanned December 23, 2020

Air strike

a killstreak that shouldn’t exist on most of the smaller cod maps.

me: casually playing cod sniping everybody
*enemy precision air strike inbound*
me: oh shit

by JarvisBanned December 22, 2020

Hey

What LEGO mini figures say when there’s no helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river. Start the helicopter.
Random guy: HEY
Build the helicopter and save the man. The new rescue helicopter from LEGO City. Base plates and background models not included.

by JarvisBanned February 1, 2020

Dogshit

Something every fortnite player says to describe LITERALLY EVERYTHING in EXISTENCE.

dogshit

by JarvisBanned September 7, 2020