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2 definitions by Jane Brane

 
1.
Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.
by Jane Brane December 15, 2007
 
2.
Lube Lesbians put on their Dildo's before they insert them into a dry vagina.

Someone who is really dry and has no sense of humor. They are the butt of every joke literally. Someone who is being used and taken advantage of.

Hey Dildo Butter! get your lame ass out of my car.
by Jane Brane December 15, 2007