1 definition by Jan Žižka

Noun
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.
Oh John, over there? He says he’s a boob guy but we all know what he’s really into.
by Jan Žižka December 24, 2020
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