Definitions by Jamison Marquart

Butt Pirate

An anal warrior who unnapologetically shoves his SEA MONSTER into the uncharted ocean of another CHEEBS ANUS.

"We kissed and then that Butt Pirate bent me over and chapped my @$$."

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The legendary outlaw who loves women, peace and doughnuts. A reluctant combatant who's legendary aim is only rivaled by his appetite.

"I am known for their bullets never missing their mark, especially when it comes to the heart of a beautiful lady... BANG!"
- Vash the Stampede

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