1 definition by James OQueefe
An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.
The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.
by James OQueefe July 5, 2018