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2 definitions by James Earl Jones

1. jew-niper
noun; a bush that appears to be a normal juniper shrub, but smells like money and burns easily.

See money tree.
Dude, you shoudn't build that fire so close to the jew-niper tree. You remember that fiasco in the '40s?
jew juniper money fire hazard money tree
by James Earl Jones Jan 9, 2008 add a video
2. money tree
A tree from which small denomination bills can be harvested if asked nicely or annoyed just right.
Kid: "Hey money tree, can I have 20 bucks for a movie? Please? Please! Please! Please! Please!"
money freeloader children spineless father
by James Earl Jones Jan 9, 2008 add a video
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