2 definitions by James Earl Jones
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noun; a bush that appears to be a normal juniper shrub, but smells like money and burns easily.
See money tree. Dude, you shoudn't build that fire so close to the jew-niper tree. You remember that fiasco in the '40s?
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| 2. | money tree | ||
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A tree from which small denomination bills can be harvested if asked nicely or annoyed just right. Kid: "Hey money tree, can I have 20 bucks for a movie? Please? Please! Please! Please! Please!"
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