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Federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) Guster albums, and include one (1) Guster quote in their facebook profile.
by JakeStar April 5, 2005
Get the guster mug.v. "Tagging" is the act of delivering a quick, sharp, blow to the scrotum. A well placed tag will leave the victim rolling on the ground, clenching his testicles in agony, possobly even vomiting.
Beleive it or not, some people find the pastime of tagging entertaining.
Beleive it or not, some people find the pastime of tagging entertaining.
I was just standing there minding my own buissiness, when wouldn't you know it, he comes up from behind and tags me!
by JakeStar April 28, 2005
Get the tag mug.Sex between two (or more) people living in the same dorm.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
"You fucked your neighbor? Bad idea, dormcest usually does not end well."
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
by JakeStar May 9, 2005
Get the dormcest mug.The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.
by JakeStar November 3, 2005
Get the heel-toe express mug."I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
by JakeStar October 12, 2005
Get the loosies mug.It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.
There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.
by JakeStar March 3, 2007
Get the american english mug.Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.
by JakeStar August 4, 2005
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