1 definition by Jake is awesome

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FUCK this game in the ass sideways with a spikey dildo
this game is so badly made square enix Is so fuckin gay they can suck matt damons dick.
reasons why this is the worst game made in existence.
1.Sora's feet are SO big his mom either had to be c sectioned or shes a fucking god.
2.key blade HOW THE HELL do you even HURT someone with that shit i mean its a god damn key, whats the damn key even TOO?!?!
it probably unlocks they key to his special treasure chest full of gay porno magazines.
I don't think in the middle ages you seen a guy with a giant sized key running around. NO! because he would have looked like a fagot.
3.The graphics are so bad. the most poorly animated character designs that make this game that much more worse i mean seriously THEY'RE FUCKING MOUTHS DON'T EVEN MOVE FOR GOD SAKES.
4.what the hell is up with the belts and zippers i mean they try to put some man-ly-ness with the characters. winni the pooh DOES NOT NEED TO BE GOTHED OUT.
5.At least if your gonna make a game about made up characters put Ronald McDonald in a fuckin game At least that will make it SOMEWHAT entertaining.

If you like the idea of Big footed brown spikey haired Rip off of Brad pit and think for one second that you can carry a 200 pound giant sized key around talking to stoner Disney characters looking for damn door that leads absolutely no where. then get this homosexual game.
But if you have some sort of intelligence then you won't waste your time on this fucking game and actually have a life and play a DECENT game play like assassins creed.
Sora: I'm going to SAVE THE WORLD!!! *Gay Piano Music...*

Donald: How?

Sora: I'm gonna open a FUCKIN DOOR!


Loser fag who collects trading cards: KINGDOM HEARTS SORA IS SEXY!

Guy: D00d Shut the fuck up *evil star*
by Jake is awesome December 01, 2007

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