2 definitions by Jake West Jones
Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?
Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit
Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.
Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?
Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.
Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.
Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa
Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit
Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.
Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?
Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.
Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.
Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa
by Jake West Jones March 23, 2008
A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
by Jake West Jones March 23, 2008