4 definitions by Jade Canyon
by Jade Canyon June 11, 2019
A lesser known super hero of Latino heritage. He dresses in a red flannel with the top button as the only one buttoned. Under that a white tank top. He has a crime fighting dog called essay. He has special abilities to avoid almost all governmental detection. Climbs over any wall, has the set up sonic blast. A 1974 black pimped out El Camino is his ride. Seen mostly at nights.
by Jade Canyon August 10, 2018
The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.
Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!
Or
Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.
Or
Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.
by Jade Canyon July 12, 2018
The act of taking a towel or shirt you never want to use again and clean your butt crack. Usually in a dental flossing type motion. Really cleans out the butt.
by Jade Canyon July 18, 2018