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thugger

A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.
Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.
by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009
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Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.
Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
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Nig Rock

Nig Rock is a galactic, cosmic asswipe that runs around saying stupid things like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.

Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.

Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.

God help us.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.
teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.
by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009
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Goasting

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.

Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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Homey Jones

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.
Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.
by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009
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