Jacques Asse's definitions

pubish

To resemble a pubis.

Michael Phelps has a pubish head.

by Jacques Asse February 9, 2009

sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.

When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.

She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.

by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009

eFudd

eFudd is an emolysized apparition, reduced to a cartoonish caricature.

Jacques looked in the mirror, and suffered an eFudd since he hadn't combed his hair in weeks.

by Jacques Asse May 7, 2009

Stinking Emina

A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.

Dude, what's that fucking SMELL?

Don't worry, man, it's only Stinking Emina.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Bagielo

A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.

Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009