Jacques Asse's definitions

Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

austrigger

An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.

Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.

by Jacques Asse July 9, 2010

teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.

I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

chickenfisting

Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.

Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.

When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009