Jacques Asse's definitions

Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

Han job

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.

Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

niggemon

Blackass pokemon and digimon wannabes.

Tom turned out to be a complete niggemon when he gets drunk.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Jewbama

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.

Jewbama: the ultimate corporate nigger.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

niggaroni

Niggaroni refers to the very pasta-like consistency of nigger hair.

Mo'quan finked his niggaroni bafo headin' out on da street.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

crate rape

Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.

In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009