141 definitions by Jacques Asse

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.
Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.
by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009
Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.
Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!
by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009
A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.
Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.
Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.

Mofo should've just shut the hell up.
by Jacques Asse August 20, 2009
A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.
Jewholes ruin the world.
by Jacques Asse June 09, 2009
Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
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