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Last of the BOHICANS

The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.
Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.

Mofo should've just shut the hell up.
by Jacques Asse August 20, 2009
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radish

A radish is a chick/guy/300 lb lardass that drools.
WD...the ultimate radish.
by Jacques Asse January 20, 2010
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the redass

The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.
Phred got the redass when he could tell Frodo Jones had where he should'nt have been.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
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Sarahstan

Sarahstan is that cold, northern frontier land, near the Yukon, from whence Sarah the Palien was belched forth upon an innocent, unsuspecting world.

A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.
Watch it, asshole, or we'll send you to Sarahstan, land of bears and Eskimos and the neverending Darkness of the Palien.
by Jacques Asse December 29, 2009
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Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
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Riguido

A Riguido refers to an inbred Guido, and Italian man that is his own brother and uncle.
Guido looked at his family tree and discovered that he is actually Riguido.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
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aztecs

Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.

Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
We had some Aztecs the other night. We got the butt cheese from Dan. It was da flava
by Jacques Asse February 2, 2010
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