Jacques Asse's definitions
Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
Get the Bean's Jackstalkmug. A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Get the Bagielomug. Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
Get the jellyfistingmug. Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
Get the urbanistingmug. An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.
by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009
Get the umamug. The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.
by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009
Get the faceburnmug. An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.
Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
by Jacques Asse July 9, 2010
Get the austriggermug.