Jacques Asse's definitions

Indigo Cunting

Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.

It makes em fuggin wild.

Yep. We're goin indigo cunting this weekend. And we are really painting the town blue.

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

unitit

When girls wear tight bras that push their tiny tits together into one actual breasts.

Faleesha has a unitit.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

Welcome to the Bunghole

Welcome to the Bunghole is a very famous song by Buns N Hoses about anal fucking.

Lyrical excerpt:

Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please

CHORUS:

In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed

Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

crate rape

Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.

In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

corporatisting

Corporatisting = corporate fisting. The act of being dry-fisted by corporate autocracy.

Pay your bills or you'll get a corporatisting.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009