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The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.
Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.
Mofo should've just shut the hell up.
Mofo should've just shut the hell up.
by Jacques Asse August 20, 2009
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Get the The 10-Foot Hole mug.Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
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Get the The corporate cock mug.Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
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