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crab eyes

Erect nipples (generally female) visible through clothing due to chill or arousal.

It's so cold out, Wendy got the crab eyes. She could cut glass with those things.

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homeless people, so named because of the general brownish color of their soiled garments and the fact that they make their own gravy when it rains.

I got hit up for a cigarette by the gravy people near the bus station.

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