111 definitions by Jack Spank9049

Chav FM

This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.

It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.

Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'

This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!

Wannabe Roadman/Drug dealer: *Plays some drill song*

Tutor: "Can you turn off your Chav FM please?"

by Jack Spank9049 May 15, 2022

r/pcmasterrace

Some Reddit "subreddit" where people on it ask stupid questions like "What is this blue port on the back of this 15 year old PC?" (Clearly a VGA port) and argue over what browser is better in the way how Xbox 360 and PS3 users endlessly debated the console wars back in 2009 and slander people who still use otherwise perfectly fine 1080p 60hz monitors as if money grows on trees. Apart from that, people post pictures of their multi-grand builds and is also a good place for posting pictures of mishandled tempered glass sidepanels

"Where do I post this picture asking where my monitor cables go?"

r/stupidquestions, not r/pcmasterrace

by Jack Spank9049 December 28, 2022

Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?

by Jack Spank9049 April 5, 2022

The Real Ghillie

Nickname for Youtuber Ghillie Master probably only used by Spack No.2

Person: Can you help me sell Bunker?

Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!

by Jack Spank9049 August 11, 2023

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

When you are so angry that you can't even finish of the word

Spack No.2: *Realises the Warzone deathchat compilation on Youtube featuring the death chat of fellow cousin Spack No.3 has been deleted*

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by Jack Spank9049 January 25, 2023

Southgate

The quickest way out of any major international footballing tournament

Sterling: Yo, my house has been robbed! Any1 know the quickest way back to England?

Kane: Yeah the southgate should get you home quickly

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Bitching down the line

The act of someone phoning an establishment or service as a customer and complain unreasonably

The customer who used to moan about the slightest detail wrong with his food at my old job was bitching down the line at my new job tonight about something apparently wrong with his food

by Jack Spank9049 December 4, 2022