* Tom Knychalski, a resident of Marycrest 4th Floor at the University of Dayton, is nicknamed "The Muffin Man". He is mostly known for getting belligerently drunk
and peeing and/or vomitting in his own clothes and bed.
"Here comes the Muffin Man himself with vomit on his shirt!"
"I got so muffed up that I won the Muffin Man award."
"I love the Muffin Man song."
"I'm gonna get fucked up and play COD 4" -- Muffin Man
"Get the fuck outta my room!" -- Muffin Man
"Angela has the biggest tits in the world" - Muffin Man
"Your mom's a muffin." - Muffin Man
"Dasani vodka tastes so good!" - Muffin Man
"I like big wieners" - Muffin Man