3 definitions by Jack Kelly

nine incher

A word for vagina. Does not suggest the length of someones erect penis. Or floppy penis for that matter.

Shane hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly December 8, 2004

nine incher

another word for vagina. Definately not a big penis.

Shane Hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly January 29, 2004

Utard

A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society.

We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.

by Jack Kelly June 25, 2004