Jack Daniels 2011
A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.
Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.
Damn if these officers in my pigtail aren't annoying.
A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.
The sexassumer gave me a twat block
, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.
A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.
After I called him a Dutch Uncle
, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
Someone who can't communicate directly.
The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.
Rule that states that a gay male at 18 starts worrying what people think about him, at 40 stops worrying what people think about him, and at 60 realizes no one was thinking about him the whole time.
If I had known about the 18/40/60 Rule at age eighteen, I would have understood the changes I saw in my peers.
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