16 definitions by Jack Daniels 2011

Top Definition
A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.
Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.
by Jack Daniels 2011 December 12, 2011
Police tail.
Damn if these officers in my pigtail aren't annoying.
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 03, 2011
A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.
The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011
A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.
After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011
Someone who can't communicate directly.
The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011
Someone who knows your business and provides feedback either through direct or indirect means.
Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"
by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011

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