111 definitions by Jack Spank9049
The customer who used to moan about the slightest detail wrong with his food at my old job was bitching down the line at my new job tonight about something apparently wrong with his food
by Jack Spank9049 December 4, 2022
by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022
The home of Spack music!
Spack No.1, I would like to thank you sooooo much for getting me into Spack music by putting on Los Santos Rock Radio when I was in your car on GTA O on one fine day!
by Jack Spank9049 April 23, 2022
When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
The act of a person who is often unhappy about a product or service, complaining to the local press and pulling a blank, disgruntled expression either infront of a business premises they are unhappy with, holding a product they are unhappy with, or both.
Joe Smith, 54, from Portsmouth, pulled a compo face infront of a Curry's PC World store becaause her Curry's microwave blew up
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2023
1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022
Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021