111 definitions by Jack Spank9049

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"
by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023
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When one is drunk or at least drinking a hefty amount of alcohol in one sitting. I.E; At a birthday party or on New Year's Eve.
by Jack Spank9049 August 1, 2023
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This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.

It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.

Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'

This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
Wannabe Roadman/Drug dealer: *Plays some drill song*

Tutor: "Can you turn off your Chav FM please?"
by Jack Spank9049 May 15, 2022
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A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event
*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022
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Nickname for Youtuber Ghillie Master probably only used by Spack No.2
Person: Can you help me sell Bunker?

Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!
by Jack Spank9049 August 11, 2023
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When you are so angry that you can't even finish of the word
Spack No.2: *Realises the Warzone deathchat compilation on Youtube featuring the death chat of fellow cousin Spack No.3 has been deleted*

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
by Jack Spank9049 January 25, 2023
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The quickest way out of any major international footballing tournament
Sterling: Yo, my house has been robbed! Any1 know the quickest way back to England?

Kane: Yeah the southgate should get you home quickly
by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022
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