111 definitions by Jack Spank9049

Spack Music

Spack songs consist of:

The Strokes

Arctic Monkeys

Blur

Electric Light Orchestra

Bee Gees (Spicks and the Spacks)

Elton John

Simple minds

And many more!

Do you listen to Spack music, Spack No,5? - Spack No.2 I have ELO in my playlist - Spack No.5. Yeah sure that counts - Spack No.2

by Jack Spank9049 April 26, 2022

Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.

I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!

by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023

Chav Central

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college

Eastleigh College is chav central

by Jack Spank9049 January 2, 2023

Type here to search

When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar

Type here to search

by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022

Ahh, feels good!

The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.

This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.

Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?

- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2

*Finishes relieving*... "Ahh, feels good!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022

r/pcmasterrace

Some Reddit "subreddit" where people on it ask stupid questions like "What is this blue port on the back of this 15 year old PC?" (Clearly a VGA port) and argue over what browser is better in the way how Xbox 360 and PS3 users endlessly debated the console wars back in 2009 and slander people who still use otherwise perfectly fine 1080p 60hz monitors as if money grows on trees. Apart from that, people post pictures of their multi-grand builds and is also a good place for posting pictures of mishandled tempered glass sidepanels

"Where do I post this picture asking where my monitor cables go?"

r/stupidquestions, not r/pcmasterrace

by Jack Spank9049 December 28, 2022

Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?

by Jack Spank9049 April 5, 2022