2 definitions by JT and TJ

Top Definition
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
by JT and TJ October 04, 2006
BSD
An acronym for, and more polite way to say, Big Stinky Dump.
e.g. "Why does your housemate, Tina, always take a BSD right before I want to use the bathroom to brush my teeth?"

e.g. "I'd really love to have anal sex with you tonight, could you please have a BSD and shower before I come over?"
by JT and TJ October 02, 2006

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