1 definition by JT Naylor
A peanut is a small, semi-hard protrusion of tissue at or just inside the anus. A peanut results from having a case of "ass flu" for several days during which the anus is put under tremendous and shocking stress. The peanut is usally only detectible when wiping but in some extreme cases it is detectible by the ass cheeks.
A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.
A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.
I went to Golden Coral and got a raging case of ass flu. When it was all over my starfish had a peanut that didn't go into remission for ten days. It made me feel pretty scule.
by JT Naylor October 13, 2006