JT's definitions

Cum

A wonderful warm sticky substance that comes out of a dudes dick.

When I was sucking my boyfriends cock his cum got in my mouth.

by JT September 26, 2003

Bilvery

Used to describe something that is undesirable, boring, all around terrible.

Also - bilved, bilves, bilvage

This word was created when a co-worker and I were having a conversation about our supervisor whose last name was Silver.

"Silvery is so bilvery" - that's how it started.

These moldy chicken wings are so bilvery.

Man, today at work was pure bilves.

I really bilved that one up.

Maximum bilvage.

Here comes Mr. Bilvadere. (Sometimes used to describe someone that is bilvery)

by JT April 14, 2006

bicycle

Another word for "slut", meaning everyone had ridden her.

"I want to get laid, who's easy?" "Talk to Jill, she's the office bicyle".

by JT July 13, 2003

blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.

Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.

by JT April 16, 2005

Gucci

A high quality piece of clothing or jewlery, such as a time piece.

My Gucci sez it be nine o' clock.

by jt November 21, 2002

sassafrasquatch

A rapist Bigfoot. Probably watched 'reelkiddymovs' as a teen.

"That's way too much sass cum!"

by JT December 26, 2004

CB Radio

What lamers played with before the internet was widely available

Breaker breaker, here's the rubber duck, you got your ears on c'mon? Kshhhht.

by jt July 14, 2003