"I would have gone home with Tiffany, but I heard she has fungal in the jungle."
The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.
"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."
An enema for the vagina; a douche.
"Damn, don't let that stripper get close to you. She needs a vagenema!"
A big mistake, especially in sports. Can be used as a verb or a noun.
"All he had to do was make a 25 yard field goal and he sconed it!"
"Did you see Tony Parker miss that dunk? What a scone!"