JOSH's definitions

GWAR

The Most Dangerous band on the planet

by josh September 16, 2003

hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.

Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

by josh February 18, 2003

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Rug Pirate

When you're having intercourse with a girl, you ejaculate in her eye. She then proceeds to hold one eye yelling, "arr!", whilst she hits the floor.

We were watching pirates of the carribean, when I gave her a Rug Pirate

by Josh May 22, 2004

gesso

Cum,Jizz,Sperm,or any white gooy shit that comes out of a dingaling

Regan loves the squatchy taste of gesso

by josh November 29, 2003

weeni

plural form of the word "weenis"

an elbow

Look at Joe's weeni.. they are so pointy!

by Josh May 18, 2004

baka

The expression "BAKA YO!" may be used as well.

by Josh February 17, 2003