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16 definitions by JOSEPH ELTON

 
8.
a very complicated trick where a man tapes their weiner down and then makes terrible Top 40 pop/dance songs while pretending to be a woman while looking like a muppet
Adam Lambert tried to pull The Lady Gaga before American Idol.

Seriously though, Gaga is a dude.
by JOSEPH ELTON February 16, 2010
 
9.
To pretend to be a vampire just to fuck fat chicks who are in love with fictional characters.
I hit a dry spell, so I pulled the Twilight. I fucked like 800 lbs of women. Those 3 girls really thought I was a vampire.
by Joseph Elton April 19, 2010
 
10.
While bending over like you were in a downhill skiing contest, you reach back and jerk two dudes off. In front of you, you are blowing a third guy. A fourth guy is optional, but that would require vaginal or anal intercourse. Also, you'd be a whore.
I need new friends. After we went Downhill Skiing with that girl, I haven't been able to look them in the eyes. But boy was that handjob good.
by Joseph Elton July 29, 2010
 
11.
1) When two gingers participate in the act of scissoring (which means they are rubbing theirs vaginas together)

2) Scissors with red handles
I like to watch videos with Red Handled Scissors
by Joseph Elton August 19, 2010
 
12.
The act of rubbing two or more cocks together in the hopes of starting a "fire."
I had an Indian burn on my dick from trying The Campfire.
by Joseph Elton August 19, 2010
 
13.
1) A dragon in Harry Potter

2) When you participate in anal, and pull out. The woman forgot to clean the inside of her anus leaving a mess on your dick, representing spikes.
1) Harry beat the Hungarian Horntail.

2) I made sex with that girl in her butt and when I pulled out she had given me the Hungarian Horntail.
by Joseph Elton August 30, 2010
 
14.
A common custom in the South of celebrating an anniversary at a McDonald's in a Wal-Mart. It's usually followed by sex in a Wal-Mart bathroom or in a truck in the parking lot.
My wife and I tried the Redneck Anniversary this year. My McDouble was okay, but she fell in the toilet during the sex.
by Joseph Elton December 22, 2010