JESUS's definitions

Plow

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

by Jesus October 11, 2003

Blade Pendragon

The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.

"You are such a Blade Pendragon."

by Jesus July 1, 2004

sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

by Jesus July 4, 2004

mx6

Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.
Not Hondas.

Mx6s are not Hondas. They are not Hondas. Hondas are better.

by Jesus July 8, 2004

ksil

Another word for god.

ksil is our almighty god.

by Jesus July 8, 2004

8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality

I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.

by Jesus July 9, 2004

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004