JESUS's definitions

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004

cute

Elton John, an affectionate bitch

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."

by jesus April 25, 2003

biangle

A Biangle is a two sided 2D shape.

Your eye is a biangle.

by Jesus March 27, 2004

Lost In Translation

An incredibly written and directed movie with brilliant acting that, unfortunately, some Philistines can't appreciate.

Lost In Translation is one of the most moving films ever made.

by Jesus March 24, 2004

rump rangers

Gay guys that go around looking for male ass.

your dads a rump ranger

by Jesus June 6, 2003

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

Kettou

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.

(See also Vian)

I pray to the Alimighty Kettou

by jesus March 5, 2004