JESUS's definitions

fit

The British version of Hot.

"dude that girl is fit!"
"right?"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005

the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

by Jesus January 11, 2004

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003