3 definitions by JC Not Christ

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The entity created by the act of coitus. So named because the resulting entity has eight human appendages.
Dude, I'm totally traumatized. I went over to my parents' house for dinner and I walked in on them making the human octopus.
by JC Not Christ August 25, 2008
A sub-genre of hip hop music written specifically for erotic dancing. Strip Hop songs typically suggest, describe and even glamorize erotic dancers and erotic dancing. Strip Hop songs are popular not only with erotic dancers who choose them for their routines but also with women (often intoxicated) who (often incorrectly) deem themselves sexy whilst at the club.

Notable Strip Hop artists include Akon and Flo Rida. However, not all Strip Hop songs are perfomed by men. See, e.g., "Don'cha" and "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls.
"I see you windin' and grindin' up on that pole
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you)
You already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you)" -- Strip Hop artist Akon in "I Wanna Fuck You"

"Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes"--Strip Hop artist Flo Rida in "Low"

"I'm tellin ya to loosen up my buttons, baby
But you keep frontin'
sayin' what you gon' do to me
but I ain't seen nothin'"--Strip Hop group the Pussycat Dolls in "Buttons"
by JC Not Christ July 10, 2008
A deviant sexual act whose name based on the exploding oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. The act begins with a blumpkin (a blowjob on the male while the male defecates into a toilet bowl). In the midst of the act, one of the parties lights a match that causes an explosion from the burning methane.
I got that girl from the club to give me a blumpkin. Halfway through I went to light a cig and it caused an explosion like the Deepwater Horizon, dawg! It singed my ass hairs and almost blew up my toilet!
by JC Not Christ September 09, 2010

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