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Definitions by JB

zanzibar 

The coolest sounding name for a distant place that's location is unknown to many
"What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar."
zanzibar by JB April 25, 2005
The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.
Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

...

Ahh that's better. 1337!
gluemo by JB April 21, 2005

it burns, my eye! 

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."
it burns, my eye! by jb April 16, 2005
Word that describes a 50cc minibike for adult or kids also called a Fast50 or Fast50s bike
hey I was going to get a honda fifty to play ride aorund my house, but I went to the local dealership and got a Fast50s bike because it's adult tested and kid approved!!
50 by jb April 14, 2005
Known as the "mexican boogeyman", the cucuy is the adult phase of an alien species now origionating from the Lincoln National Forest of New Mexico. Known for ferocity and stealthiness, the cucuy is feared by all children who know it's evil name. (see also, cucuybird, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)
Viene el cucuy! (Here comes the cucuy!)
cucuy by JB April 12, 2005

cucuybird 

The 3rd (pre-adolescent) stage of development in the life cycle of the cucuy. A winged, hummingbird-sized alien being found exclusively in the forests of central New Mexico, USA. The cucuybird feeds on insects as it gains strength before growing into the chupacabra, or adolescent-phase cucuy. When feeding, the cucuybird emits a high-pitched chirping sound much similar to sky-cars on the popular 80's children's cartoon, "The Jetsons". (see also: cucuy, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)
Hey, look! Theres a cucuybird. That thing's gonna be pretty scary in a few months.
cucuybird by JB April 12, 2005

Psychedelic Zebras 

Flippin' sweetest band ever. They are from Lake Oswego, OR. They started in spring 2004. The Guitarist is Jordan Bice and the Bassist is David "Mr. X" Bartman. They both sing
Man those fuckin' Psychedelic Zebras rock!
Psychedelic Zebras by JB March 30, 2005