the most dangerous and volatile substance known to man. created in 1892 by abercrombie and fitch, its chemical structure is still unknown to mankind. since its creation, fierce has left a trail of death in its wake. less than 1 ml of fierce can contaminate the air in an entire shopping mall causing intense eye and lung irritation. prolonged exposure to fierce is the number 1 cause of lung cancer and impotence. scientific studies are also looking into whether or not fierce causes homosexuality.
Garrett: Its time to spritz the store with fierec again!
Thadeus: (spritzing) I just love fierce, its so fabulous!
Innocent Customer: My.... my lungs... death... approaches...