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2 definitions by J-Rick Lu

Noun1. a pimp that bakes

Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks

Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread
"Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin."
by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006
A desperate way for geeks to ask for sex that they will never get.
Gimme secksplz! I wanna be deflowered so I can tell all my friends in the chell club!
by J-Rick Lu July 29, 2006