3 definitions by J Suave

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.
Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!
by J Suave September 29, 2022
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When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"
Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!
by J Suave December 6, 2021
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The act of dripping hot butter from your Crab Legs on your lady friend's forehead while she's taking care of you at your Family BBQ.
"Yo, I got your cousin to give me a Stank Crab at the family BBQ on Saturday! Oh, and How Ya Momma and Them Been?
by J Suave February 14, 2022
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