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2 definitions by J Jasper

 
1.
Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.
Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah
by J Jasper April 20, 2008
 
2.
Same as a wet paducah, only using three or more fingers instead of just one.
Not satisfied with just annoying her roommate, Carmelotta gave him a full wet kentucky and awaited her just retribution.
by J Jasper April 20, 2008