10 definitions by J/M/C

Chocolate Rose

When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.

Betty: Why are you walking weird?

Candy: I just gave myself a chocolate rose.

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Snow Pecker

The nigger equivalent for Norwegian people.

Look at that Snow Pecker

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Amphetamonster

An unstoppable force triggered by persistent use of Amphetamines capable on going through doors, not being affected by pepper spray or tasers, and sometimes found naked staring at the floorboards.

O boy, Mikes smoking glass, here comes the Amphetamonster.

by J/M/C May 31, 2022