a mix between a zebra and a hampster, usuually small and fuzzy and stiped, and eats tatertots that are super hot. and doesn't drink water, oh and doesn't exist, yet, you wanna make one?
person 1)dude. my dick feels like a hamzebra.
Person 2) AWESOME, can i feel?
Person 1) heck yes dood.
person 1) i just saw a hamzebra
Person 2) really
Person 1) no dumb ass they dont exist. (yet)