2 definitions by Iwb

you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

by Iwb April 24, 2020

Interactive Wank Bank (IWB)

The name given to an individuals Facebook account with which they use to follow members of the opposite sex in order to achieve sexual arousal.

Example 1:
Boy - "How would you like to become a member of my IWB?"
Girl - "Sure! What is it though?"
Boy - "Never you mind...."

Example 2:
After a tiresome day at work, Dave relieved himself with the aid of his Interactive Wank Bank (IWB).

by Iwb April 12, 2013