An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.
He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.
John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.
The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.