The combination of Edward
on a Honeymoon after Rough sex
(even though the author said vampires were sterile
?) Bella came up with this SUPER CREATIVE name (*sarcasm
*) from combining the names Renee+Esmee. The Demon baby
started to kill Bella from the inside out as she refused to get an abortion
because she is stupid, She starts looking like an anorexic heroin addict
. They cut bella open, Take out the demon pizza baby and bella dies
. The Werewolf
(Bella's ex-Boyfriend-ish) sees the demon and falls in love (pedo
) After a couple days of being dead Bella wakes up as a vampire
It ended at Eclipse.
Edward: Get an abortion Bella!
Bella: No! I'm strong.
Edward: You're gonna die
Bella: Its just a Baby!
Edward: A FUCKING BABY THAT IS KILLING YOU!
Bella: So Guys I thought of some names! okay so If its a boy, EJ or Edward Jacob and If its a Girl Renesmee
Because its Renee+Esmee!
Edward: Uh... Those are great names Bella! ha.. ha
Jacob: fuck ima kill that son of a bitch demon
Edward: Shes. So. Fucking. Stupid.
Jacob: AHH THAT BABY IS SEXY! IM IN LOVEEEE!