5 definitions by Inva Derbo Ots

Java Nazi

This is a term used by computer programmers to refer to another programmer who is an elite perfectionist who knows everything about the Java programming language and can do nearly anything using the Java programming language.

Kieran: I wonder if it's possible to teach a computer to love.
Nathan: I bet Scott could do it. After all, he's a complete Java Nazi.

by Inva Derbo Ots October 3, 2006

pregnant

The condition of being able to make twice as much money in the porn industry due to supply and demand.

Thanks to Sheila getting knocked up, she landed one of the lead roles in in Fat Pregnant Anal Whores XVII and made enough money to stay high for a month.

by Inva Derbo Ots September 30, 2006

coon bashing

Commonly practiced in the town of Arkansas in Wisconsin, this is the sport of going out into a field at night, eating cheese and drinking beer, and subsequently drive around in a big truck with a spotlight and beat and kill raccoons.

Nick: So what do you people do for fun in Arkansas, Wisconsin?
Alex: We go coon bashing on warm summer nights and solicit prostitutes afterward.

by Inva Derbo Ots September 30, 2006

pointy tits

It's a regulator valve at the end of a pump that feds soy-based oils into ice cream bars at a plant.

Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.

Oh man! Them pointy tits is off the hizzouse, and poking me in the eye.

by Inva Derbo Ots September 29, 2006

Flood It

Flood It is a game that you can add to your google homepage in which you floodfill different colored blocks in an attempt to get the whole screen one color in 25 moves or less. Because Flood It is so addicitive it has been classified by the DEA as a Schedule I narcotic.

Cedrikal got started off on ColorJunction and it seemed fun for a while, until he discovered Flood It and eventually dropped out of college and joined the circus.

by Inva Derbo Ots October 3, 2006