N: 1: An excess amount of affection towards Barrack Obama shown through large amounts of thought and spoken conversation, also including the exchange of pictures of the same person. 2: A period of time where a majority of all thoughts and feelings are related to how great Barrack Obama is.
Person 1: Hey everyone, check out this hilarious political picture of Obama and McCain!
Person 2: Hah, that's fantastic! I understand Political Satire!
Person 3: OMG OBAMAS SO HOT *proceeds to send links of Barack Obama in swimming outfits on the beach*
Person 1: Uhh.. What?
Person 2: Here comes another Obasm...
"I was watching the news last night and when Barrack Obama gave his speech, I totally had an Obasm..."
The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
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