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The sexiest smell during a Pandemic! With the Coronavirus being the plague of 2020....BLEACH IS THE NEW SEXY
John smells sexy as fuk! All fresh and clean. Yep, hes waring the new BLEACH for men , women ,okay every physical anything you can touch by Clorox
by Im 5280 Tiny March 22, 2020
Get the BLEACHmug. Like sister wives but not. A players girlfriends find out about each other threw a friend of his that has met everyone.
Mray's friend and girlfriend standing in line for a drink and another woman walks up.
Hey Teresa what's up ?wheres Mray?
Girl 1. Mray ?My Mray? Not like theres adot of Mrays out there.
Teresa hmmmmmm okay... Dennett Sarah....Sarah Dennet
Silent stair down
Teresa....look you all are sister hoes and shouldn't be fighting. Mray is the one who needs to hold a hoedown and get honest.or you two need to sisterhoe up and respect each others time. Act like the sister hoes didnt know from jump🙄
Hey Teresa what's up ?wheres Mray?
Girl 1. Mray ?My Mray? Not like theres adot of Mrays out there.
Teresa hmmmmmm okay... Dennett Sarah....Sarah Dennet
Silent stair down
Teresa....look you all are sister hoes and shouldn't be fighting. Mray is the one who needs to hold a hoedown and get honest.or you two need to sisterhoe up and respect each others time. Act like the sister hoes didnt know from jump🙄
by Im 5280 Tiny March 21, 2020
Get the sister hoemug. 80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.
Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?
Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.
Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?
Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020
Get the 80's after school specialmug. Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021
Get the Moose knucklemug.