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80's after school special

Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson
80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020
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Moose knuckle

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021
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Sistahoe

Multiple females 3 or more in love with same the same guy at the same time. And each will fight for the right to be his. This player makes each girl feel like there the one.
Person 1 Damn did you hear Mike got two of his sistahoes pregnant?

#2 Whoa.....do they know about each other?

#1 I dont know I think so lol
by Im 5280 Tiny March 21, 2020
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bi-hood-ual

Living in opposing neighborhoods for significant amount of time both hoods except you as their own.
Person 1- Do you know Tiny?
Person 2- West side Tiny, or East side Tiny?
Person 1- I think its the same person. I've never met another Tiny.

Person 2- oh she rolls bi-hood-ual
that's cool. No wonder she's a little different .

Person 3-Right. She gets along with everyone. Much love from both sides.
by Im 5280 Tiny October 1, 2019
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