17 definitions by Iggy Hazard
A Rightista of any race from any nation who is pro-America, pro-Israel, and supports the war against fascism and terror. Engages in acts of sedition and insurrection against Leftistas and their petty-minded peace rallies. Are often accused of being sociopathic fascist fiends by peaceniks for their lack of submissiveness and their refusal to accept appeasement as an alternative to war.
Personal ideals vary between individuals within the Movement.
Personal ideals vary between individuals within the Movement.
A rag-tag band of gung-ho Protest Warriors infiltrated the peace-monger headquarters and destroyed the deflector shield while another team flew into the superstructure and knocked out the main reactor.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
An international consortium of charlatans, thieves, and extortionists who rip off their client nations (especially the US) using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money. A mafia of nations that cuts back its production to drive up prices.
We should declare war on OPEC, invade them, annihilate them, and take them over through force.
Kill 'em all!
Kill 'em all!
by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004
A man who makes a profession out of reducing women to commodities and convincing them to sell their bodies to clients. An oppressor of women. One of the lowest forms of humanoid scum.
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.
The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.
The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.
Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004
A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.
A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
Ashley J. Williams, most famous character played by the mighty Bruce Campbell. Has interchangeable instruments of mayhem for his right hand: a chainsaw and a bionic gauntlet. Is adept with a sawed-off scattergun. Slaughters Deadites and is eternally plagued with misfortune.
"I'm Bad Ash...and you're Good Ash...you're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004