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1 definition by Iggy Fentenwood

 
1.
The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.
"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."
by Iggy Fentenwood February 17, 2008
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