A city that some people from there think is hard and ghetto
but in REALITY don't have the crime rate to back that rep
up. A city that's about as ghetto as Mr. Rogers
neighborhood and has a crime rate as high as a midgets ass
off the ground. In essence a bigger version of fairfield
that really wishes that they could be ghetto.
hyphyDummy: Nigga I'm from da slums of Vallejo cuddy!! Crestside cuddy!!!
Real Nigga from out of state: Nigga fuck you and vallejo you fuck nigga!!!
hyphyDummy: Nigga I'll fuck you up cuddy!!! Don't make me get hyphy cuddy!!!
Real Nigga from out of state: (gets in Vallejo boys face) Bring it don't sing it hoe!!!
hyphyDummy: (Vallejo boy gets nervous and stutters)Ughh Ughh you lucky nigga cuz if I hit you you would be fucked up right now cuddy!!! Crestside nigga!!!
Real Nigga from out of state: Hits Vallejo boy in the jaw, pisses on his thizz nation t-shirt and laughs.
hyphyDummy: Runs back to his moms two story 4 bedroom house with nice green lawn with flowers in it, in the Crest crying like a punk bitch.
Real Nigga from out of state: Throws a rock at him, laughs and says Vallejo boys are phony bammas.
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